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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 11:26

So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Where do high school kids get weed from?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Still no good.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
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Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.